Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Man belongs wherever he wants to go -- and he'll do plenty well when he gets there.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

-- Bill Gates

Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously.

-- Sam Walton

My hairline is not receding. I am advancing.

-- Masayoshi Son

Madam, I have come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.

-- Leonhard Euler

My bathwater is not dirty, it is just slightly used.

-- Emmy Noether

Art is whatever the artist says it is.

-- Marcel Duchamp